jokeMathematical proof:
Girls are time and money:
girls = time * money;
but, time is money:
time = money;
which implies:
girls = money * money;
which implies:
girls = money²;
but, money is the root of all evil:
money = (all evil) ^1/2;
which implies:
money² = all evil;
therefore, all girls are evil:
girls = all evil.
Logic
Major Premise: Power corrupts;
Minor Premise: Knowledge is power;
Conclusion: Knowledge corrupts.
Smart man + smart woman = romance;
Smart man + dumb woman = affair;
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage;
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy.
Chemistry joke
One sodium atom says "oh no! I think I lost my electron", another atom asks "are you sure?", "Yeah! I'm positive".
Will you remember me in an hour?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a day?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
I think you won't.
Yes, I will.
Knock knock
Who's there?
See? You've forgotten me already!
