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This joke, reminds me of someone, his name start with a J. haha
Enjoy yourself with your rich friend:
Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and...
Question : "What would you like to have.. Fruit Juice, Soda, Tea,Chocolate,Capuccino, Frapuccino, or Coffee?"
Answer: " Tea, please..."
Question : "Ceylon Tea, Indian Tea, Herbal Tea,Bush Tea, Honey Bush Tea, Iced Tea or Green Tea?"
Answer : "Ceylon Tea."
Question : "How would you like it? Black or white?
Answer: "White."
Question: "Milk or fresh cream?
Answer: "With milk."
Question: "Goat's milk or cow's milk?"
Answer: "With cow's milk please."
Question: "Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer: "Um.. I'll just take it black."
Question: "Would you like it with sweetener,sugar or honey?"
Answer: "With sugar.."
Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
Answer: "Cane sugar."
Question:" White, brown or yellow sugar?"
Answer: "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead."
Question: "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?"
Answer: "Mineral water."
Question: "Flavored or non-flavored?"
Answer: "I think I'll just die of thirst..."
to be continue~
